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"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Cat being licked by plant.

Dog Jogger

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Golfer in a tree.

Completing the Beast

"You must be the demolition team."

Need to know basis

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Circle and square.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

Police using chalk outline of body for hopscotch.

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Turkey Hotline

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"You'll need this stick."

Sleeping Fish.