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I'm in the witness protection program.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Horror movies

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

The Pink Bantha

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Don't go in there!!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

The first case of resume padding.

'Grrrr....'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'The penguin is upset...'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Worst. God. Ever.

"Larry! Swine flu!"