Quirky Cartoon Appreciators Gifts

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Whose the new guy?"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Pea

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."