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'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Do you do much walking?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Whose the new guy?"

Penguin

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Footing The Bill

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"