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101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.

Cat being licked by plant.

Just begging for attention.

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Social Distancing Club

"Recalculating route..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Do you do much walking?"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Whose the new guy?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I think he just ashed on me."

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"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."