Quirky Comic Enthusiasts Gifts

"Can Tommy come out and pay?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Cat being licked by plant.

Top Secret Files

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Going up?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

Self raising Lazarus.

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'