Quirky Comic Lovers Gifts

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

Stop doing that!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Fresh pepper?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

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Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Top Secret Files

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Cat being licked by plant.

'Going up?'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Dog Jogger

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Baby restaurant

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'