Quirky Comic Enthusiast Gifts

"How long have you been Acrophobic"

Glastonbury 2022

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Look....I'm complicated!

Bathroom symbols - man/woman and cat/dog.

'I didn't like to ask for a second opinion'

"Do whatever she says...she's got a hairdryer."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

It's A Breeze

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"The usual."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

Tasty.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'The meat of their order is coming up.'