Quirky Comic Admirer Gifts

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Top Secret Files

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Going up?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Phill Jupitus

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

A mad scientist.