Quirky Comic Fan Gifts

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

"It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme"

"Excuse me, I have a cold."

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

All Employees Must Wash Paws After Using Litter Box.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Extratourettestrial.

Lemming Cults.

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Therapist Spanking

'It's two in the morning. Are you mad or something?'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I'm trying to decide if you're naked or homeless.'

'You've been drinking again.'

Top Secret Files

Doctor Goebelberger - the workaholic surgeon with the alcohol problem! Old shakyhands, wanna visit some of your patients?!

'I gotta hand it to you, Freddie -- I wouldn't have had the chutzpah to ask for a doggie bag.'

'I didn't pickpocket a single flippin' thing!'

'My third husband was by far my favourite: Such a nice flavour...'

Man's bum attached by his navel.

'Cheer up, Cap'n -- nobody's perfect.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'I have to be careful. Blood type B doesn't agree with me.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Erm... Is it wrong that I'm aroused?!"

Man takes his face off instead of his hat.

Watery Grave

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Well, I don't think we have to explain ourselves to anyone."

"This never happened."

Horse draws a baby carriage.