Quirky Comics Enthusiast Gifts

Unskilled Meets Clueless

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

My Spam Sketchbook

It's A Breeze

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"I think he just ashed on me."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Going up?'

Minister's File

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

The Experimental Procedure

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'