Quirky Comics Appreciator Gifts

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

It's A Breeze

"The usual."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Going up?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."