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'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

It's A Breeze

"The usual."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Cat art exhibition.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Going up?'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Minister's File

Early days in the cloning lab.