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Dentist Provides Patient with Distraction

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

My Spam Sketchbook

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

It's A Breeze

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"The usual."

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

'Going up?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."