Quirky Comics Enthusiast Pillows

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Horse draws a baby carriage.

It's A Breeze

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I think he just ashed on me."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Going up?'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

Minister's File

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

The Experimental Procedure

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."