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'We're early for the meeting...bet you five bucks the door is still locked.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

Thinking With Your Butt.

"I don't think we can approve you for homeschooling your child based on the fact that you signed your application with an 'X'."

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

It's A Breeze

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"I think he just ashed on me."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

Top Secret Files

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Who are These People?"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Going up?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child