Quirky Comics Fans Pillows

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Cow Wash Cycle.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Cat being licked by plant.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Top Secret Files

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Going up?'