Quirky Comic Enthusiasts Pillows

"Can Tommy come out and pay?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

Cat being licked by plant.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Top Secret Files

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Going up?'

Fake News for Fake People

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

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