Quirky Comic Lovers Pillows

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

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Top Secret Files

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Cat being licked by plant.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'Going up?'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Baby restaurant

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Dog Jogger

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'