Quirky Cartoon Lovers Pillows

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The undertaker.

Dog Jogger

Until the cows come home, they're doing this.

Correction Fluid.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

'I got hooked on nicotine eating slugs on a tobacco farm.'

Ledge Rescue Service

Completing the Beast

'Can you point out who did this to you?'

Circle and square.

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Turkey Hotline

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

"So what's the takeaway here?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'