Quirky Cartoon Lovers Pillows

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The undertaker.

Dog Jogger

Police using chalk outline of body for hopscotch.

Until the cows come home, they're doing this.

Correction Fluid.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

'I got hooked on nicotine eating slugs on a tobacco farm.'

Ledge Rescue Service

Completing the Beast

'Can you point out who did this to you?'

Cow using 4 urinals, one for each teat on the udder.

Circle and square.

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Turkey Hotline

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

Birth of a conspiracy theorist. Sooo

"So what's the takeaway here?"

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'