Quirky Cartoon Fanatic Pillows

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Do you do much walking?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

Broken since March

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'