Quirky Cartoon Lover Pillows

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'I forgot the arrow.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Seriously?!"

Pheromone research, you're become hideously ugly, yet I still find you irresistible"

"Hmm.. You really do have a very serious eating disorder."

Lost Umbrella Support Group

Commands Respect

"Once they're under they'll never know."

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'Goodnight dear...See you at, well, you know when.'

A shameless plug!

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

'Getting beaten up by a nun is not an Act of God...'

'I have no idea what shoes and pocketbooks are, but those words give me the willies.'

'Got any I.D.?' (A nude man tries to gain entry at the gates of heaven)

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

Genetically Modified Carrots

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Cure for brainwashing & sinus infection.

"This thing is so slow!"

"They adapted remarkably well to an urban environment."

Remainders

Please observe an awkward silence.

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

Entering Heaven Pop 8

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Slushies 50 ¢

"Larry! Swine flu!"

Death buys a new lawnmower.

The S**t in the Hat

How to Read Your Home Test Kit

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"I'd like to help, but I'm not accepting new patients at the moment."