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Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'I forgot the arrow.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Seriously?!"

Pheromone research, you're become hideously ugly, yet I still find you irresistible"

"Hmm.. You really do have a very serious eating disorder."

'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

'Goodnight dear...See you at, well, you know when.'

'Got any I.D.?' (A nude man tries to gain entry at the gates of heaven)

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

"Once they're under they'll never know."

'I have no idea what shoes and pocketbooks are, but those words give me the willies.'

"They adapted remarkably well to an urban environment."

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A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"This thing is so slow!"

'Getting beaten up by a nun is not an Act of God...'

Genetically Modified Carrots

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'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Commands Respect

A Hen with her false beak in a glass.

Please observe an awkward silence.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

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'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Cash machine having a nervous breakdown

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

"Why, I'd rip you in half if I didn't know you'd grow right back again."

The S**t in the Hat

How to Read Your Home Test Kit

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre