Quirky Comics Lover Pillows

"You're a little tangled ball of anxiety..."

'I started smoking because I figured - eh - why not? I deprive myself of oxygen anyway.'

'I thought you meant you were going to donate your body to science after you died!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

It's A Breeze

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I think he just ashed on me."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Top Secret Files

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'