Quirky Comics Lover Pillows

"You're a little tangled ball of anxiety..."

'I started smoking because I figured - eh - why not? I deprive myself of oxygen anyway.'

'I thought you meant you were going to donate your body to science after you died!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

It's A Breeze

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"I think he just ashed on me."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Top Secret Files

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."