Quirky Comic Enthusiast Pillows

"How long have you been Acrophobic"

Glastonbury 2022

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Look....I'm complicated!

'I didn't like to ask for a second opinion'

"Do whatever she says...she's got a hairdryer."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

My Spam Sketchbook

It's A Breeze

"The usual."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I think he just ashed on me."

Tasty.

Mom $50 Pop $35

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Piano Prompt