Quirky Comics Lovers Pillows

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Cat being licked by plant.

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Going up?'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

Dog Jogger

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Trick or treat, mouse!"