Quirky Comics Lovers Pillows

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Top Secret Files

Cat being licked by plant.

'Going up?'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

Dog Jogger

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'