Quirky Comics Appreciators Pillows

Dirty Martini.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

Cat being licked by plant.

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Going up?'

Dog Jogger

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

How Guinea Pigs are made.

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'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'