Quirky Comic Appreciator Pillows

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

"I'm a monster."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

It's A Breeze

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Mummy Shrink.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"Curiosity."