Quirky Cartoon Enthusiasts Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.

Cat being licked by plant.

Just begging for attention.

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Recalculating route..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Do you do much walking?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I think he just ashed on me."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'The Final Merger'

'Overruled, you may continue.'