Fans Of Quirky Cartoons Pillows

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Cat being licked by plant.

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Dog Jogger

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"You must be the demolition team."

Completing the Beast

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Circle and square.

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Turkey Hotline

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'

Sleeping Fish.

'Do you have a reservation?'