Lovers Of Quirky Cartoons Pillows

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Cat being licked by plant.

Dog Jogger

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Need to know basis

Golfer in a tree.

"You must be the demolition team."

Completing the Beast

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Circle and square.

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Sleeping Fish.

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Turkey Hotline

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."