Enthusiast Of Quirky Cartoons Pillows

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Camel In The Tent

'It's a bill collector!'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Minister's File

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

"And what exactly is it about my coaching style you find so 'intimidating'?"

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Another myth dispelled.

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Welcome to Heaven

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Gravedigger

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"You'll need this stick."

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."