Collector Of Quirky Cartoons Pillows

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"You'll need this stick."

Missing Humpty Dumpty Picture on Side of Egg Nog.

"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

A large leaf falling on a dog

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The Karate Kitten.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Of course you have crow's feet - what'd you expect?'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

Broken since March

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"