Collector Of Quirky Cartoons Pillows

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

A large leaf falling on a dog

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The Karate Kitten.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Of course you have crow's feet - what'd you expect?'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Broken since March

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"They just love tassels."