Collecting Amusing Cartoons Pillows

"They just love tassels."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Shell Fire

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Cow duel.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'