Collecting Animal Cartoons Pillows

Chicken: 'It's some sort of pecking order.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Call me?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Shell Fire

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'