Animal Cartoon Collector Pillows

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Cat boss tells dog: 'I'll come straight to the point, Wilson: I've never liked you.'

Butt Wig (Colour)

'I'm sorry, Mrs Ferguson - your husband can't talk to you at the moment. He's busy up to his neck.'

'Love your obesity.'

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Dude. . . haven't you seen the news?! No closer than six feet!. . . No matter how good my butt smells."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

The Karate Kitten.

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'