Animal Cartoon Collector Pillows

'What a lousy round...I couldn't stay out of the traps.'

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

I gave at the office. !

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Cat boss tells dog: 'I'll come straight to the point, Wilson: I've never liked you.'

Butt Wig (Colour)

'I'm sorry, Mrs Ferguson - your husband can't talk to you at the moment. He's busy up to his neck.'

'Love your obesity.'

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Dude. . . haven't you seen the news?! No closer than six feet!. . . No matter how good my butt smells."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

The Karate Kitten.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."