Cat Cartoon Collector Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: power line support.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

A cats perspective of a desert

"What they hell are we looking at."

"For the last time, the top bunk is next year."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Jimmy Hill

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

Salmon P Chase and the 1868 Democratic Convention

"How is the new hearing aid?"

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"