Colorful Cat Collector Pillows

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"How many is too many?"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Butterfly

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

"What they hell are we looking at."

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Peacock.

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'You meowin' at me?'

Catfishing

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"