Crazy Cat Collector Pillows

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

The Mouse Princess

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'You've made a powerful enemy'