Crazy Cat Collector Gifts

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The Mouse Princess

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cats on Board.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'