Cat Collecting Gifts

"How many is too many?"

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Copycats

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."