Curious Cat Collector Gifts

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cat Show

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

String Theory for Beginners.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"It's only the wind."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"How many is too many?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern