Curious Cat Admirer Gifts

"I gotta get one of those."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat Show

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm sure it's fake.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Slippery, huh?"

String Theory for Beginners.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"