Mischievous Cat Admirer Gifts

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

The practical psychopath

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Cat with Crown.

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Canary Heaven...

"I love every single one of these."