Mischievous Cat Lover Gifts

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Let's swap some cats today."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Misery lit...

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Law Books

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Pandora's cat.

When cats bring gifts.

Cat Emojis

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cats waiting for fish.

And that's why I'm still single!

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."