Mischievous Kitty Keeper Gifts

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Christmas Presents.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Kate's Cat Kennel

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

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