Kooky Kitty Keeper Gifts

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Egg Buggy

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Kate's Cat Kennel

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

Cat sharpening claws on grindstone

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

The Cat Lady