Kooky Kitty Keeper T-Shirts

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Hell No Kitty

Egg Buggy

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Kate's Cat Kennel

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Cat sharpening claws on grindstone

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."