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"My glass is empty again but I haven't had a drink."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Cat Show

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'And this is scraps.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Egg Buggy

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'