Kitten Caretaker Gifts

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'They sure have small litters.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Hell No Kitty

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Not So Wild West

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Dog Food

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'