Kitten Caretaker Prints

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'They sure have small litters.'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Not So Wild West

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Dog Food

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'